Stefanie, singing to Alex: All the little chicks say, “peoh, peoh, peoh”.
Me: Wait, what?
Stefanie: That’s what baby chickens say in Spanish.
Me: Spanish chicks have lasers? “Pew, pew, pew”.
Stefanie: No, they just say, “peoh” instead of “cheep”.
Me: No, they don’t. I promise you that animals say the same thing no matter where they live. Just ask Stewie: